Retro Conversation Seeker T-Shirts

"I'm feeling nostalgic. Let's look at each other when we talk."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Technological advances within the office.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"Never too old to rock and roll."

'Why so stony-faced?'

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

'Do you think we need more conversation in our relationship?'

Antiques.

"The fax machine ate my homework."

A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'

Spiked! Unfortunate mishap to a Zeppelin-through a Lack of Proper Caution in Descending.

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?