Retro Chit Chatter Pillows

"Fine, desert me and go back to your computers, but I'm warning you...you blogging is killing good old fashioned water cooler chit chat!"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

1804: Early Social Networking

Online Dating

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'I tell you what: Mistress' lap was so much more comfortable before she started her diet...'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"We had him neutered,"

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."

When I was your age we used drugs, but they were acne medications.

"You've got one of my dresses on again."

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"