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The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

A Good Batch.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

baby sweetcorn...

Cocktails on the verandah.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

The Environmentalist

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.