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Positively Petersham

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Keen gardener.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Louse and garden...

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

"We could start a band."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Notice - Salt Kills

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

Boxer beaten by a rake.

Beehive

'Watching ant TV!'

Football and Pumpkin

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

Business Widow's Revenge

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

'If these coins take root Sid, money really will grow on trees!'

"It's about this garden centre sign I ordered..."

'Dear, is it necessary to water the tree everyday?'

"I told you that hanging basket was loose."

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'