Retiree In Training Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their new chapter with our retiree in training pillows—fun, thoughtful, and perfect for making their space feel welcoming and witty.

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"Oh no! It's another lecture on his pension contributions!"

"Oh no! It's another lecture on his pension contributions!" mockup

"Oh no! It's another lecture on his pension contributions!"

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"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage." mockup

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

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'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.' mockup

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

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Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds. mockup

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes mockup

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

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'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!' mockup

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

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"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed." mockup

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

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Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard. mockup

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

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'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.' mockup

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

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"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!" mockup

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

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"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!" mockup

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

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'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism mockup

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

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'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.' mockup

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

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'I'll review your salary next spring.' mockup

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

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Happy Retirement

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Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

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