Retail Therapist Gifts

"You credit card has been declined. You must be really embarrassed

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

'My philosophy is spend the dollar before it gets any weaker!'

"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."

'Sorry, she's at the mall priming the economy.'

A woman walks into a large building with a sign that reads "A mall of my own".

Safes for sale

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I totally agree with you about capitalism, neo-colonialism, and globalization, but you really come down too hard on shopping."

"Let me just ask your on question, madam—have you been doing unto the product as you would have the product do unto you?"

The Pre-Soldout Store

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

'I'm going shopping. Any last words?'

Happy Consumers.

'Well, I don't think it's the best show I've seen in weeks!'

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

'Lady, you have to quit shopping till you drop!'

'She's gone shopping, my money was burning a hole in her pocket'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'No interest again this month - must you take it out as soon as I put it in?'

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

"She got amazing swag on her spiritual journey."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"Richard and I are planning on taking some time off just to enjoy our purchases."

"When the President said each of us should ask 'What can I do for myself?' - Well, I just hopped in a cab and went right over to Saks."

"She's not here. She's at fine stores everywhere."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Woman shopping.

"You always think this is going to be the sconce that change everything for you."

"Martha and I are happy enough. I have my work and she has Bloomingdale's"