Retail Therapist Pillows

Shopper with overloaded cart.

"You credit card has been declined. You must be really embarrassed

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'My philosophy is spend the dollar before it gets any weaker!'

'Sorry, she's at the mall priming the economy.'

"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."

Safes for sale

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

A woman walks into a large building with a sign that reads "A mall of my own".

"Let me just ask your on question, madam—have you been doing unto the product as you would have the product do unto you?"

'She's gone shopping, my money was burning a hole in her pocket'

The Pre-Soldout Store

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Happy Consumers.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I totally agree with you about capitalism, neo-colonialism, and globalization, but you really come down too hard on shopping."

'I'm going shopping. Any last words?'

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'No interest again this month - must you take it out as soon as I put it in?'

'Lady, you have to quit shopping till you drop!'

'Well, I don't think it's the best show I've seen in weeks!'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again!"

"She shopped, but she never dropped."

"It's been a tough day. I'll have a suede boot with a spectator pump chaser."

"Hold on. What about this stack of books in matching colors?"

"I use a shopping bag instead of a briefcase. It reminds me why I even bother coming to work."

"She's not here. She's at fine stores everywhere."

Woman shopping.