Retail Therapy Pillows

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'I'm feeling good about myself, again!'

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

Bet You Wish You Could Afford This Stuff!

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

Three Kings - Buy one get one free!

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

"It's gotten so bad that I actually WANT to go to Target."

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You know what the country's most popular sport is?'

Shopping fatigue.

A woman walks into a large building with a sign that reads "A mall of my own".

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

It was an impulse buy.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Happy Consumers.

'Dear valued customer, due to your lack of discipline and total disregard for your credit limit, you're the customer of the month.'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'She's gone shopping, my money was burning a hole in her pocket'

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

'I'm going shopping. Any last words?'