Retail Therapy Gifts

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

Smart card.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'I'm feeling good about myself, again!'

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

Bet You Wish You Could Afford This Stuff!

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

Three Kings - Buy one get one free!

"It's gotten so bad that I actually WANT to go to Target."

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

A woman walks into a large building with a sign that reads "A mall of my own".

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Shopping fatigue.

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

'You know what the country's most popular sport is?'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Honesty in retail

'There are some very persuasive salespeople out there.'

"How much is the sign?"

"Don't blame me, it was you who suggested meeting outside of a shoe shop."

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

'Dear valued customer, due to your lack of discipline and total disregard for your credit limit, you're the customer of the month.'

'She's so put together!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

STRIP "Err, excuse me Miss Trimbleton, groceries only please"