Retail Store Manager T-Shirts

Fashion Mistake.

Larry's used art

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Bad for you but to die for

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

How Amazon was invented

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Sale.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Hand sanitizer

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."