Retail Magnate Gifts

Sign reads 'Site Acquired For 1000 New Tescos'.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Sold his air rights."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'One day this will all be yours.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

'He died of too much money.'

"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

Fridge Magnate

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

Feedback doesn't always need to be negative.

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'

'Our new owner is a Russian Cosmetics magnate, meet his wife.'

"Today only, Mr. Hardly, when you buy one 737 MAX airliner at our special price, we'll throw in a second 737 MAX absolutely free."

'I'm coming out of the closet. I'm into material wealth, and I'm not afraid to admit it.'