Retail Addict Mugs

'Let me through please! That sale ends today!'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Television Readers.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Sale.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Overkill, dude."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Our giant sale now on!'

Self-Checkout.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Last Chance for Everything.

Book market

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

TV vs Reading

"I've been window-shopping..."