Shopping Addicts Mugs

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

How Amazon was invented

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Irregulars

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'