Retail Addict Pillows

'Let me through please! That sale ends today!'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Television Readers.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Sale.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Overkill, dude."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

SupermarketAwful Market.

Self-Checkout.

'Our giant sale now on!'

Book market

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Last Chance for Everything.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'