Restlessness T-Shirts

'It just turned tomorrow.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Couch Potatoes

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'And try to get as much rest as you can...'

Siesta-time

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Someone has had a hard day!

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Maureen, A pillow."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Comfort zone

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'