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"I'm glad you're open again."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'You lifted your head.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'Did you say psst?.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"