Anniversary Dinner T-Shirts

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"Tonight's prix-fixe meme features something crunchy, followed by something leafy, then chewy, then meaty, and finally something sugary."

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'Decisions, decisions!'

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

"I told you we should have made a reservation."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Don't order the calamari."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.