Restaurant Visit Anniversary Gifts

"I'm glad you're open again."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'You lifted your head.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Dating is so expensive...

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Did you say psst?.'

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.