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"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Artex cartoon

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

A heron wearing waders.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Coarse Fishing.

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

Airport Cheerleader

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Whatever it is I usually think about.