Restaurant Policy Enthusiasts Gifts

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Think Tank

Advanced footsie

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

social services cuts

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

"....and hold the garlic."

Backstabber Express: Trump

Platter confusion.

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Surge Plans.

Trickledown economics

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

The Department of Lessons Learned...

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

NHS recruitment.

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'