Restaurant Policy Enthusiasts Prints

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

The economy.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Think Tank

Advanced footsie

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Platter confusion.

'Whatever he's eating.'

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

"....and hold the garlic."

Backstabber Express: Trump

social services cuts

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Trickledown economics

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Surge Plans.

The Department of Lessons Learned...

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

NHS recruitment.

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'