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"He's a fussy eater."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"I come here for the pepper."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Haute Chinese

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"More croutons, sir?"

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."