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"He's a fussy eater."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Haute Chinese

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"More croutons, sir?"

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'