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'No chips thank you, just a nourishing salad...'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"He's a fussy eater."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

Mixed marriage: food fight

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

Supermarket Traffic

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

Time sure flies by.

Bad For You: A Restaurant

Supermarket traffic lights.

'Can't go out for lunch, Only get an hour, Takes me that long to find my way out,'

"What are you making, Norma?"

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."

"Look at that brand-new building! I hear it has a cafeteria, a lounge and valet parking! I have to go!"