Responsibility Dancer Pillows

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

In, out, shake it all about.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

AIDS prevention

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

Not my fault! Not my department! Not my problem! Not my job!

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'