Responsibility Rebel Pillows

The Backs Of Adult Cereal Boxes

"I gotta be me!"

'Your place or mine?'

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

"I hate this time of year."

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

Dating the efficiency expert.

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'