Responsibility Juggler Pillows

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"Baldo, can you help me collect for charity?"

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

"It was affecting my work-life balance."

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

"At work the burden of responsibility can be quite heavy but it's rarely the reason for being overweight."

'I can't believe mom would rather clean the bathroom!!'

"The good news is that we've created six new jobs....and the better news is that they're all yours!"

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Deadline

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Jason and the Aga notes,

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'