Resolution Rockstar Pillows

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I hate this time of year."

Guy in gym

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'