Resilient Rollers Pillows

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Destination casinos...

Beware of stimulus plans.

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I'm all in.'

Benefits of Living Abroad

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

"Right now all my money is in poker."

Mortarboard with fuzzy dice instead of a tassel