Resilient Rollers Gifts

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Destination casinos...

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Beware of stimulus plans.

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'I'm all in.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

Benefits of Living Abroad

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"I deserve this and much, much more."

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

"Right now all my money is in poker."