Reserved Greeter Gifts

"I miss handshakes"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Introverted Chair

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Please Leave by 9

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

Recession/Recovery

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

We need more men --- Call up the preserves!

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Allo?

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

"Because of the budget cuts the territorials are having to take on more responsibility, Graham has got the nuclear attack codes."

Yo yo.

Reserved

"Good morning."

The new house of worship greeter.

Greetings cards

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

We need more men --- Call up the preserves! (Published originally on 5/7/2004).

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

'Put that right back! Mother will be here any minute.'

Bonjour!

"Yes this is the reservations department, we have particular reservations about responding to travel agents"

Property Taxes.

Two men lifting their hats to each other, one has an Accordion under his hat

"Mornin'."

"We'd prefer that you wait until people ask before directing them to the weight-loss aisle."

'You're cleaning the house. Who's coming over?'

John's last Sunday on the first impressions team.

Not so fast! -- I'm more than just a greeter!