
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
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"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'
"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."
'Look, you can only do so much!'
"Let's start with an icebreaker..."
"Sign my yearbook?"
'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'
"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."
"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."
'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'
"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."
Toy Shops and Educated Children
'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'
Tenacity trumps everything!
Mimi's final scene
Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .
Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.
"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."
A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.
Space for Lease.
"It will scare away our competitors."
'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'
'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'
"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."
"We just got our online schooling exam results..."
"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."
Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.
'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'
Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'
'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'
'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'
"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."
"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"
"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."
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