Research Maverick Pillows

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.

Health Care Crisis table.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

Pi fight!

First aid departments

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Celebration in operating theatre.

'That was quick!'

Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

"Shows you how much I know."