Research Aficionados Gifts

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'The statistics show that even the slightest amount of exposure to health scare statistics can have serious consequences.'

Trial and Error Charts.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Scarcity

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Caption contest"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Max Weber

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Well, we got the grant."

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."