Rescue Storyteller Prints

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Foster failure

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

A Salmon Lie

"It's the dog."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'