Rescue Romantic Pillows

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"I think we should see other people."

"Sometimes I wonder who 'rescued' whom?"

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."

Palm tree in love...

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

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"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Somehow this ride's just not the same as it was before we had kids!"

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

'Do you have to shoot me with that. Can't you give me a couple of great pickup lines instead?'

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Dating club outside divorce court.

"I thought you only came once a year."

'How can I be sure it stands for Island Rescue Service?'

Proposition at Inspiration Point.

'You should know my dad's a referee, He has access to instant replay,'

'I'm really sorry, Alfie, but I don't think we should see each other anymore,'

He's a rescue.

'How did the speed dating go?' 'Great! It would normally take months to have my hopes raised, then dashed, so many times.'

They say second marriages are the triumph of hope over experience, but so is the snooze alarm!

Sue was desperate to get married. But not that desperate.

Oh, there he is...

"Dear Dating Agency...."