Resilient Romantic Pillows

'Looks like we lucked out.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

After the Sentence

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

Heart to heart talk.

COVID Devotion

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."