Rescue Operation Admirer T-Shirts

"We rescued an ape."

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Champagne

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Artifishial Intelligence

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Easter Island Shades...

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Proposal

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."