Rescue Mission Big Thinkers Gifts

'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'Arf! Arf!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

The princess and the key

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

The hostage rescue team

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"I've got a pulse!"

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Humpty Dumpty

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"