Reporting Expert Pillows

'If you have anything of importance to tell me, for goodness sake, begin at the end.'

The Anti-Agent

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Squeezing the Free Press.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Why do you hate the media?

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Pull the udder one

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Trump Overload

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

The Expert

'You've been killing files again.'

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

CCTV in church.

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"Skepticism, Jones? Tell me, how does that relate to journalism?"

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

A Journalist's Weapons

If Watergate Happened Now the Press Would Be Too Busy Reporting on Tweets

The Barrel of a Gun: the Press and the Truth

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton