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'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

The Fourth Little Pig

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

This side is the gag reel.

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

'This is gobbledygook. I asked for mumbo-jumbo.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Bertolt Brecht

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"His prose is so muscular."

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Good report, Morton, work on it a little more until it sounds like one of mine.

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'How long have you had that toupee?'