Report Card Recipients Gifts

"I must be out of memory"

"Here's my report card. . . I'll be staying with friends for a few days!"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Mistakes were made...'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

"It may not be a good report card but I'm working with the genes you dealt me."

'I didn't do well in geography. I guess you had to be there.'

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'Obviously, the school board is giving an unfair advantage to gifted students.'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

I think you're capable of doing better work, too!

'An F in English, a C- in history, a D in arithmatic, an A+ in Sex Education!'