Replay Ranger T-Shirts

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

New Guy.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

We have to stop surprising each other.

'Click it or ticket.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."