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Happy anniversary! Not perfume again!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

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This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

It's the thought that counts!

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

'Uh oh, looks like we've got weekend guests.'

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

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Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

"Happy birthday!"

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.

"My wife's bra size? I don't know, about like this I guess."

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

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