Renovation Reluctants Pillows

Pulling a Sickie.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

Witch Hardware

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

A cock up of builders

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.