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'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'

"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."

Transylvania Renaissance Faire. You're braver than I am, Ernie. Everyone knows vampires always go for the juggler.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Been here very long?"

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Feather Tickle

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Crusades? I thought this was the way to the Renaissance Festival."

Medieval Page Boy

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Ice Cream Tower.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.