Renaissance Fair Regular T-Shirts

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Face painting by numbers.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'None shall pass!'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

The interminable!

Knight Supplies

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Medieval Page Boy

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

"I'm feeling generous."

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Invitation

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'Whatever you do, don't ride the 'Twister'.'

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

'Why did you ask him if all the boats are fitted with stabilisers?'

Feather Tickle

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'

Medieval Page

Will spell your name