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'Honestly, what the heck are we wearing?'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cimafunk

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Tension filled the tent.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.