Remote Work Laugh-seeker Gifts

Working from home

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"I want to work from home!"

Take a hike.

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

Working from Home.

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Julian is still adjusting to in-person so he'll call in to this meeting from the back of the room."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

'If we set a precedent here the whole company will want to work from home.'

"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."

'Hi--I'd like to know if you have a program that removes sand from a hard-drive.'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"Aren't you glad we get to work from home?"

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

'I'm sorry, but Mr. Cragston put on his thinking cap and went home.'

"Yes, my husband is shirking from home at the moment!"

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."