Remote Control Conquistador T-Shirts

'Do what I do when my husband hogs the remote control. Turn on the can opener. When he runs to the kitchen, go grab the remote.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Penguin Remote

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Crop duster wanted.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Remote control car breakdown.

"It's not that you're a failure. It's that you completely lack the capacity for success."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Mind control

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Guy flying himself.

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.