Remote Control Conquistador Prints

'Do what I do when my husband hogs the remote control. Turn on the can opener. When he runs to the kitchen, go grab the remote.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Second lifeReal life.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Penguin Remote

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Crop duster wanted.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Remote control car breakdown.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Mind control

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Guy flying himself.

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys